So, as many of you are probably aware, there is a scam in which you receive a phone call from an individual claiming to represent “Windows Operating Systems.” During these calls they will attempt to convince you to give them remote access to your computer for various nefarious plots.
Today, like everyday, we received that call and being a crafty person I do the following:
Me: Hold on. What is…
I had been planning to upload these photos for a while but my mentally handicapped phone wouldn’t allow it. Either Way here are some things I drew in my sketchbook.
I am drug from my cell by a man with a vocabulary like that of a third grader. The hall that lies before me is lined with others awaiting the same fate as I. Awaiting the much too brief march down this same hallway, so they may be dealt a proper punishment for their crimes, by the hands of the God- fearing state. The irony of the death penalty kills me as I realize Hammurabi’s code has never been…
There are many reason to love and obsess over HBO. Whether your poison is Game of Thrones, True Detective, The Leftovers or the always popular The Wire, there is a little something for anyone.
But the number one reason I love HBO, aside from its massive episode budgets, bold sense of humor and flawless casts, is the fact that they can get away with the following clip:
After recently taking on 21 additional hours a week, I thought that my life was finally looking up and everything was going to be okay.
Alas, nothing can ever be remotely decent in my life. I lost a job I hadn’t even had the chance to start and have officially left the Houstonian for good.
I have come to the conclusion that I cannot continue to give endlessly only to be screwed over again and…
I have reached an all new level of desperate over this summer. Despite having worked almost every single day I am no further out of the monetary hole than I was before. In fact I am pretty sure that I am poorer now than when school ended.
So in a moment, or rather a few months, of weakness I have decided to create a GoFundMe page.
GoFundMe in all honesty is the agoraphobics version of…
The internet has grown into an amazing, catfishing, shopping and porn-hopping world.
Since the birth of the web, hundreds of ways to hide every terrible and disgusting thing you are even remotely curious about have been invented.
The thing is that apparently only three percent of the Internet knows how to activate anything even remotely close to an Incognito window.
That being said, if you aren’t…
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Since the times of the Old West, snake oil salesmen have plagued America with promises of cure-alls and magic potions with exaggerated prices.
They traveled the land feeding off of desperation and hope, fooling anyone they could into buying their remedies. Many times this led to their vicious murder at the hands of an angry crowd, but when it didn’t it led to a fortune earned with…
The obsession has only reached its halfway point, yet everyone from grandmas to Google lose their minds over the 2014 World Cup.
Unfortunately, if you are one of the 12 people who do not give a flying shit about soccer, you are more than likely going to be forced to endure fans more insane than Gary Busey.
The World Cup has been an escalator for insanity since the beginning of time. The event has…
Though I live as an avid atheist I have always found a form of solace in the idea of the unexplained. Since before I can remember I have been fascinated by mysteries of all kinds. Whether they be disappearances, deaths, eerie activity or supposed haunting, the things that supposedly go beyond the human realm of comprehension fuel my desire to understand more.
Mysteries go beyond just what some…
It is once again that special time of year. No, not graduation time, no one cares about that. It is time for all of the summer hires to get off their couch encrusted asses and remember what it feels like to deal with morons for a living.
If you are lucky like, I once was, you may be able to score a desk job with your mom. If you aren’t so fortunate than you get to re-familiarize yourself with…
I have spent five years collecting bottle caps and at the beginning of the summer I decided that I was going to finally make something out of my nearly thousand caps. I have spent the past few weeks emailing breweries from around the world, requesting cap donations so that I could represent as many brews as possible.
With the help of my dad, I have designed the table and drawn a building plan for it as well. The table top is planned to be .5″ thick and 21″x 21″ in dimensions. The base will be topped with .5″ thick and .5″ tall pieces of wood to form a dam around the sides of the table. Once in place the edges will be used to hold back the gloss resin from spilling when it is poured over the place and glued caps. This is intended to create the illusion of a glass topped table.
I want to thank the following breweries and their personnel for their willingness to participate and help me with my project.
Special thanks to:
Southern Tier Brewing Company
Russian River Brewing Company
Green Flash Brewing
Monday Night Brewing
Odell Brewing Company
Black Sheep Brewing Company
New Belgium Brewing
Dogfish Head Brewing Company
Flying Dog Brewery
Ninkasi Brewing Company
Bear Republic Brewing CompanyBuilding a beer cap table I have spent five years collecting bottle caps and at the beginning of the summer I decided that I was going to finally make something out of my nearly thousand caps.
Like with all things the honeymoon phase of computer ownership must eventually come to an end. When it comes to the relationship I have with my Chromebook, I can guarantee that the honeymoon is over.
At first just having a means of accessing the internet was enough for me, but now that I have truly gotten to know the ins and outs of my computer, I have to say that it is awful.
It took me months…